Chinese Takeout perpetual sadness

unharmed-echo:

★★★

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hi-fructose:

Leif Podhajsky

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pabstblueribbon:

Will Ferrell’s birthday suit

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lazypacific:

 

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a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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woodmeat:

bae: thats too much dick stooop

me: hollup im almost done

bae:

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fuckisonyobiscuit:

white girl turnt the f up

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malformalady:

Nail gun injury

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lumz:

he raw

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laughfloor:

me: *accidently opens front camera*

me: image

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  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*